We never understood why the Gremlins wanted to kill the cute and cuddly Gizmo. Now we've figured it out.

This $23 plush Gizmo from ThinkGeek dances while singing his bittersweet little mogwai ballad—a synthetically reproduced tune that we've come to realize would be the most grating sound known to man should it enter one's ears for more than a few seconds. And those poor Gremlins...their ears are gigantic! [ThinkGeek via bbGadgets]