Office Machine Turns Your TPS Reports Into TP For Your Bunghole

Have you ever thought about wiping your butt with one of your boss' annoying memos? Well, now you can without fearing the dreaded anal papercut. This machine from Tokyo-based Nakabayashi can recycle your office paper waste into toilet paper right on site.

The 1323-pound, $95,000 machine can produce around two rolls an hour from 1800 sheets of A4 paper—not particularly efficient or cost effective if you ask me. Still, I love the idea. With some fine tuning over the years, this could become a viable green option. [Mainichi via Crunchgear]