Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist

So you have been invited to the baby shower for the Antichrist—but what gift do you bring? Fortunately, the parents registered at Chambers Fine Art where you can find the work of one Shi Jinsong.

That is where you can find several deadly examples of stainless steel, blade-covered baby equipment. In all seriousness though, I hope I don't need to tell any of the potential parents of the year that might be lurking out there that these items are for display only. [Chambers Fine Art via Coolbuzz via Foolish Gadgets]