Tron Guy Forced to Sell Plane on eBay Due to Crap EconomyS

You know Tron Guy, that chubby embarrassment in a Lycra suit? Apparently, he was making enough scratch to own a plane that matched his outfit. Sadly, the economy has made his lifestyle a little less sustainable, so he's selling it.

Seriously, this guy owns a private plane. To be fair, he made most of his money via his day job as a computer programmer, not via his night job as a poster child for a complete lack of self-awareness.

But hey, his loss is your gain! If you want a single prop airplane with a custom Tron paintjob and a thick odor of sweat and cheese curls, it's currently at $22,600 on eBay. [eBay via Underwire]