Generally speaking, the nervous guy sitting next to you on the subway frantically pinching a sexy-thonged butt charm is someone you want to steer clear of.

Cellphone Strap Allows You To Pinch Butts With Impunity

On the other hand, if you are that creepy guy on the subway, you will surely get hours of entertainment out of these Strapya Sexy Squishy Peach Butt charms. Plus, the stress relief just might keep that psycho that dwells within you at bay. [Strapya via 7Gadgets]