Man Dies Horrible Death In The Teeth Of a Cardboard Shredder

An unidentified man working with a cardboard shredder in Lincoln Heights, LA was killed in what must have been a horrifying fashion after getting tangled in the device.

Details on exactly what happened have not been determined, but we are not above jumping to wild and absurd conclusions. As Jason Chen put it "that's why TMNT cosplay should be illegal." [LA Times Image via Flickr]