I don't know that anyone is going to double check Maingear's claims that their eX-L 18 laptop is the world's quickest. But if the glowing lower back tattoo is any indication, it's as "fast" as any Dell I've met.
The 18.4-inch laptop is powered by configurations including an Intel Core 2 Extreme quad processor, dual NVIDIA GeForce GTX 280M graphics cards, 8GB of RAM, three 2.5" SATA or SSD drives (in RAID if you wish), and Blu-ray—setups that start at $3,000 but easily run up to $6,500.
Ports include eSATA, HDMI, USB 2.0, and FireWire, but we know why you're interested. It's the glowiest, most irresistible toy you've spotted since your neighbor's bug zapper. [Maingear]