Three Hamster Ball Vehicle Sadly Doesn't Use Real Hamsters

What you are looking at here is the biggest disappointment in the history of disappointing toys: An awesome three hamster ball rover, complete with suspension and ejectable central ball. How can that be disappointing?

When you can't put hamsters inside, that's when. The G-Force RDV—a vehicle from the new Disney film G-Force, about some rodent military squad—runs on batteries. There's no way to put actual hamsters inside to power the machine while you steer them with the remote control, while pissing off PETA loons at the same time. Once more, Disney breaks all our dreams.