Cheetos Lip Balm Can Restore My Lips and My Manhood at the Same Time

There's nothing much to say about the Cheetos Lip Balm, except it may be the product of the decade. If not the century. Even more so than the gargantuan Cheetos. Except that the Cheetos Lip Balm is a real product.

It is made by Lotta Luv, a New York-based company that makes lip balm of dozens of wonderful flavors, from Twinkies and Gummy Bears, to Snapple and Jelly Belly, going through Dr Pepper and Bubble Yum. Absolute geee-neee-usss. [Lotta LuvBuzzfeed via Geeks Are Sexy]