I don't know what the hell this alarm clock is saying, but I have the urge to beat the crap out of it. Apparently, Clockman never shuts up—and you're supposed to choose a version based on your blood type.

I Want To Kill Clockman

That's right, there are AB, B, O and A Clockmen for some reason only the Japanese can understand. Speaking of Japan, that's where masochists will be able to score one of these starting in September. [Kaden Watch via Technabob]