Keith Richards was spotted wearing some post-industrial ornamentation in and around the region where a douchier man might stick a Bluetooth earpiece. There's just no way that's what this is. If you look closely, you can see right through it. But it got me to thinking: Not only would Keef not have a Bluetooth earpiece, he probably doesn't even have a phone. When you're that awesome, people just take calls for you. [BluetoothDouchebag.com via CrunchGear]















