When computers reach singularity and robots become smarter than men, they'll be indifferent to humans, generally pitying us and leaving us to graze. That is, until they watch this clip.

Captured at the SM City Marikina mall in the Philippines, we know what it looks like. It looks like robotic slave children are being forced to drag around real children for entertainment. But this couldn't be further from the truth. Really, these young robots enjoy a life of service with all the electricity they can eat. And they're not even being whipped! (during mall hours)

In fact, if we owe anyone here an apology, it's that poor boy who could catch some sort of robot disease. Stay strong, little man. And be sure to wash your hands. [Thanks Ed!]