• By Mark Wilson
    Sep 1, 2009 1:00 PM 24,209
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    Facebook "Revolutionizes How Parents Stalk College-Aged Kids"

    The Onion has drafted another startlingly important report examining how parents can use Facebook and Twitter to stay involved with their otherwise reluctant children.


    My favorite line on Twitter: "You just pick a name that's very common and after it you add the year your son or daughter was born...just make sure that you spell everything wrong and swear a lot." [Thanks Cameron!]


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