Facebook "Revolutionizes How Parents Stalk College-Aged Kids"

The Onion has drafted another startlingly important report examining how parents can use Facebook and Twitter to stay involved with their otherwise reluctant children.

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My favorite line on Twitter: "You just pick a name that's very common and after it you add the year your son or daughter was born...just make sure that you spell everything wrong and swear a lot." [Thanks Cameron!]