Nothing but a sad, bean-less (i.e., joyless), pathetic attempt at maximum tailgating. Eddy D. knows this. Watch the video to learn what outrageous delights (whole pig, anyone?) made his Maximum Tailgate menu. Then, tell Eddy your maximum tailgating gadget fantasy.
Draw, photograph, scan, and/or record your most innovative gadget idea. These are your own personal inventions, people. It can be something you already use or a dream tailgating gizmo, e.g., an electronic corn shucker or an inflatable Porta Potty.
Send your entry directly to Eddy D. at firstname.lastname@example.org. After much deliberation, he'll pick the best eight gadgets. Then you will vote for your favorite.
You have until October 5 to submit. That is four days away. So get going!
Standard contest rules apply.