Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst

This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already?

Lameness/creepiness aside, this is actually slightly cooler than drinking Dungeons & Dragons.

Six bucks apiece and starts shipping in January. [Urban Collector via Nerd Approved via Neatorama]