"It became necessary, one day, at Willet's Point, to destroy a worthless mule."
"The mule was placed in proper position before a photo camera and duly focused upon the animal's forehead, a cotton bag was tied containing six ounces of dynamite."
"On pressing the key so as to send the electricity through the wires, the fuse and the dynamite were simultaneously fired; the camera slide and the head of the animal fell nearly together." (WARNING: NEXT SLIDE CONTAINS MULE SPLATTER)
"The photo sensitive plate was impressed with a picture of the headless creature, still standing, before its body had time to fall."
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