Don't you hate when your disabled grandma comes home from the hospital after painful surgery, moaning and doped on painkillers? Worst of all, your parents make you do chores for her, so that she can just lie there, lazing around like a good-for-nothing! It's just not fair. But can you make things better by auctioning Gran off on eBay? No, it turns out, you can't. It's "against the rules." Way to make little girls sad, eBay. [Daily Mail UK via Pocket Lint]