Lamp Mummified by Power CordS

If Tutankhamun died today, no one would wrap the pharaoh in cloth—that stuff is useless when one's body rises again in the afterlife. What any guy always needs on hand is a long, radioactive orange extension cord.

This lamp is of a similar mindset.

Wrapped in its own cord, the lamp will rarely be out of reach from the nearest socket...pending a little deconstruction. Buy yours for $150, or bring your own cord for $75. Or, and I'm sure you're mind has beaten me here, build your own entirely for like $5. [Craighton Berman via CoolestGadgets via OhGizmo!]