Microsoft's Windows 7 parties had to have been born of a flameout—a last, desperate, obviously insane idea from a marketing exec on the tail end of a three-week bender. Which is why we'd love to go to one.

So if you're located in SF or NYC, managed to get your hands on one of Microsoft's Windows 7 party packs—puzzles, cards, posters, instructions and all—and plan on following through with this whole thing, let us know. We'll work something out! To break things down to potential co-partiers: NY Giz staffers are generally more attractive, but our SF crew is way, way sluttier.

And remember this. Together, we can have this:

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