High Tech Cake Plate Almost Makes Up for Not Loving Your Own ChildS

Let's not dwell on the past. Things happened as they happened, you have a kid and you don't want to sing the damned Happy Birthday song yet another year. Boy oh boy do we have the cake plate for you.

With the push of a button, the Musical Cake (and pizza) Tray will play Happy Birthday (so you can sit in awkward silence while the plate does your job for you). But what's just as handy is that a series of LEDs illuminate around the cake's perimeter, signaling where the 12 slices should go.

Wait a second...there are supposed to be 12 slices in a cake? I thought you just cut the thing into 4 slices. You know, like pie. [Deni via GadgetGrid via OhGizmo!]