It might be quite a while before science and medicine are able to make you better, stronger and faster with bionics, but there is an easy and inexpensive way to blend man and machine that's available today—Connect-a-Desk.

Thanks to space age harness technology and alien plastics gleaned from UFO crashes, you can now seamlessly integrate a laptop into your body. It goes where you go—like an extension of your flesh and bone. Amazingly, this upgrade only costs $40—but if you act now our trained team of scientists and surgeons will implant a cellphone directly on your skull for no extra charge. [Connect a Desk]