Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time SoonS

I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. Sure, your breast will look perfectly shaped and perky even once clothes come off, but you'll also have bra straps going through your muscles and ribs.

While according to studies done on pigs, the entire procedure was safe and caused no internal damage, I somehow wouldn't trust something as precious as my boobs to the Cup&Up. Line up for other procedures that worked in animals, but please just stick to wrapping bras around your breast. [Isreal21c via MedGadget]

This week, Gizmodo is exploring the enhanced human future in a segment we call This Cyborg Life. It's about what happens when we treat our body less as a sacred object and more as what it is: Nature's ultimate machine.