Assclown Number 1: Ed Colligan, Ex-Palm CEO, Bono's pal, and stamp collector, 16 Nov 2006

We've learned and struggled for a few years here figuring out how to make a decent phone. PC guys are not going to just figure this out. They're not going to just walk in.

Click to viewApparently, Ed, they walked right in, stole your lunch, your dinner, your wife, your car, your horse, and all your pudding. And then they ate the pudding. And pooped it out.