Harman Kardon Has the Balls to Charge $1,000 for 2.0 Computer SpeakersS

These Harman Kardon GLA-55 speakers may look right at home in Superman's Fortress of Solitude, but for that kind of money they'd better also tap dance and do my laundry.

Look, it's nice and all that you've got Atlas woofers and CMMD tweeters and DSP equalization, but seriously, Harman Kardon? You're going to charge a thousand dollars for speakers with no subwoofer? To you I say good day, sir! [BusinessWire via Coolest Gadgets]