Manchild Mounts Rocket Launchers On His Motorcycle

"Genius", "safe" and "accuracy" are all words I couldn't possibly use to describe what this guy has done to his motorcycle.

As you can see, he mounted launch tubes on the bike so he can remotely fire bottle rockets in random patterns on public roads. As much as I love anything rocket-related, this just strikes me as downright irresponsible—but he still has nothing on this guy. [Icon via Hell for Leather via Jalopnik]