A new study shows the top 100 search terms kids used in 2009, and whoo boy are we all in trouble.

"Youtube" is the winner across all age groups, with Facebook and Google rounding out the top three. In the four hole, the teens and the tweens are both searching for "sex," which is just good life practice. But kids seven and under apparently prefer to skip the formalities and search for straight-up porn. That's more than Club Penguin, more than the Cartoon Network, and way more than Hannah Montana.

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So three thoughts from this.

One: Hey, kids, stop searching for Google. It doesn't make any sense.

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Two: I believe the children are our future.

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Three: Our future is doomed. [Symantec via CNET]