With any luck, your PC isn't next to your oven, so these S&J Co "eggy" speakers won't be thrown in a pot of boiling water accidentally. Mind, I don't know what type of bird lays black eggs...
Dubbed as being ultra-portable, these speakers come in two magnetized halves and connect to PCs via USB. I wonder if they'd also double up as one of those fake eggs to convince chickens to lay? [S&J via Coolest-Gadgets]