My biggest complaint about the future is that I can't control every minute aspect of it. Fortunately, DIYer Craig Smith has found a way to force a Magic 8-Ball to give you whatever fortune you want.
By day Craig is a hot tub/spa service tech, so his self-styled 20-sided decision die is a little plumbing-centric for my taste. My hack would probably stick to the three basic life paths: nachos, sleep, and beer. To start charting your own course, full instructions can be found here. [Make]