Exotic Rainbow Guys

The Price: $3
The Promise: "Fit, chiseled bodies"
The Delivery: There aren't so many dudes in the skeezy section of the App Store, and for whatever reason that bar on dude apps is even lower. This one has a fair selection of photos, but only adds one a week. And they're just photos of dudes with their shirts off! You can find dirtier material in the checkout line at Safeway.