Your iPhone's Most Important Feature Is That It Tells The TimeS

You bought your iPhone to be able to tell the time, right? Knowing that one day The Sharper Image would create an iPhone dock complete with Roman numerals and free downloadable app just for you?

True, it pumps out music like any generic iPhone dock, but you're obviously buying this $59.99 dock for the clock function, when it's so overbearingly in-your-face. You sad, sad person.

Your iPhone's Most Important Feature Is That It Tells The TimeS