Dishwasher-Friendly Phone From Seal Shield: Civilization Reaches Its Acme

For those moments when you just can't control the urge to dip your phone in a jar of honey, Seal Shield has announced the world's first dishwasher-friendly phone. Yes, really. Pair it with your dishwasher-safe keyboard!

Let's make it clear—dishwasher safe obviously goes hand in hand with butt ugliness. Just look at that thing. It's dual SIM, with a 2.0-megapixel camera, has GPS and GPRS connectivity. Not exactly brimming with top-notch spec under that water-resistant casing, but some sticky-fingered cretin out there is bound to consider this a Very Good Idea. [Seal Shield]