What We Have Here Is One Big-Ass Telescope

Not only that: a big-ass telescope that you can attach a camera to.

The Celestron CGE 1400 Aplantic Telescope is not for amateurs, unless you're an amateur with $10,000 to blow on a telescope that looks like it wouldn't fit in most single-car garages. For all you true Astrophotographers out there, the full details are available from Celestron. For those of you who'd rather just make jokes about what Adam Frucci may be looking at, I highly recommend the comments section below.