CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Last week you were crying out for more ideas from Haier's wall o' ideas, so I swung by there on the last day of the show to see if there were any more hare-brained suggestions. I was in luck!

Of course, I'm willing to bet some of these ideas are taking the piss, but if at least one of them is actually serious, humanity is even more doomed than I once thought. Check out the first batch of ideas over here, if you missed them.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Is this guy for realzies?

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Until Star Wars comes out on Blu-ray, I really don't see the point.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

The answer is: don't buy a 3DTV.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Designers can have senses of humor, too.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

I'd say judging by the smell of some CES-goers, they didn't even bother with a catheter.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Spamming goes back to the pen and paper days.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Did anyone see a Dolby marketing guy lurking around Haier's stand last week?

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

While phones don't often fold, I'm pretty sure you can watch TV on them and they fit in pockets.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Dear god, please—no more!

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

It's such a simple idea, why didn't Apple think of it before?

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Australians say the darndest things.

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

Has this guy never seen an iPod Touch, Zune or Creative Zen in his life?

CESpool: More "Quality" Ideas From Haier's "Share Your Ideas" Wall

I'll leave you with the CES equivalent of your mother's calendar. Enjoy.