In today's remainders: The Onion visits CES; Recompute makes a cardboard PC; a robot spins on its head; and a helmet inspired by an armadillo.
America's Finest News Source visited CES this year and reported on the gadgets that excited them most. Among them: Bose Noise-Delaying Headphones, Texas Instruments' Graphic Bassoon, and an MP3 that uses nanotechnology to let you feel Taylor Swift breathing lightly on your neck. They must not have been following our coverage that carefully, though, because not one of their imaginary highlights is as ridiculous as this very real product. [The Onion]