After last weekend, it's a sure thing that Avatar has topped Titanic's $1.842 billion record. Meanwhile, Papa Smurf shares a bunk with a psychotic bed wetter in a public care facility. Every day he waits for that royalty check; every day he's force-administered drugs to battle the delusions. [Variety via Gawker]
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