Can You Tell iPod Criticism (Circa 2001) From iPad Criticism (Circa 2010)?

Pop quiz time! Both the iPod and iPad elicited lots of grumbling from the nerd contingency (including our own resident grumbler Adam Frucci). Can you tell which critique refers to which product?

A lot of them are pretty easy, although I definitely tripped up over a few of the more vague anti-Apple attacks. How'd you all fare? [Fast Company]