A Flirtbot's Dirty Come-Ons: So Wrong (For All the Wrong Reasons)S

PC Tools, a security software maker, shared this allegedly true flirtbot encounter. If you're so gullible and/or lonely that a flirtbot this dumb can con you, your old Windows machine deserves to get gangbanged by phishing scams, viruses and spyware.

Remember, this is supposed to be really real:

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
hey, hows it going?

Mary says:
good thanks
sorry who r u?

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

Mary says:
um no!
32/f
how did u get my msn??

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Mary says:
i have no idea, you added me....

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Mary says:
ummm but you are a girl?

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Mary says:
sorry but i am not into girls
i dont know how you got my msn

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Mary says:
sorry but i am not into girls
how did u get my msn?

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to [EVIL REDACTED URL] accept the invite on the page baby

Mary says:
what is the capital of saudi aurabia?

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

Mary says:
wow this is a botnet, crazy!!
ha ha

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
whats a bot?

Mary says:
u r not a real person

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

Mary says:
what is the capital of saudi arabia.....

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Mary says:
hmmm pink

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
ok, great I got the perfect pink panties for ya ...ur gunna love these!!

Mary says:
no black

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

Mary says:
i am a girl!!

ernestineholom553@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

I mean really. How can this bot not even know the capital of Saudi Arabia? And doesn't it know all 21-year-old females who like to party are named Chastity? [PC Tools]

Robot Joe rendering by FlySi on Flickr/CC license


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