Sexting may seem like a relatively recent phenomenon, but in truth it's as old as mankind itself. Here's a walk back through the illustrious history of the SMS booty call:

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Marilyn Monroe to JFK

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Pierre Curie to Marie Curie

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Elizabeth Bennet to Mr. Darcy

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Anon. to the Marquis de Sade

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Romeo to Juliet

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Guinevere to Lancelot

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Marc Antony to Cleopatra

Great Sexts Through HistoryS

Adam to Eve

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