Sexting may seem like a relatively recent phenomenon, but in truth it's as old as mankind itself. Here's a walk back through the illustrious history of the SMS booty call:

Marilyn Monroe to JFK

Pierre Curie to Marie Curie

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Elizabeth Bennet to Mr. Darcy

Anon. to the Marquis de Sade

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Romeo to Juliet

Guinevere to Lancelot

Marc Antony to Cleopatra

Adam to Eve

Bad Valentine is our own special take on the beauty—and awkwardness—of geek love.