So Herrman thinks Microsoft needs to cool it with marketing to hipsters. OK! Let's help them out by creating some marketing materials that aim at some underrepresented demographics.
Send your best entries to me at email@example.com with Microsoft Marketing in the subject line. Save your files as JPGs or GIFs under 800k in size, and use a FirstnameLastname.jpg naming convention using whatever name you want to be credited with. Send your work to me by next Tuesday morning, and I'll pick three top winners and show off the rest of the best in our Gallery of Champions. Get to it!