When you first see this Chinese military shovel in action, you may be tempted to think you're just watching variations on digging. Impertinent fool! That "shovel" is about to chop down a tree. And row a boat. And saw. And...

Well, basically it's about to do anything you want it to do short of bathing your dog. I love my Swiss army knife, but until it can shield me from marauders when I'm riding shotgun with the window down, it's officially been replaced. [Neatorama]