The lights dim as our evil genius slips on his jacket—only pausing briefly to admire the 200 laser diodes sewn into the garment. He takes a deep breath, exhales, and steps forward: "Pew pew." Everyone is blinded.

I don't really know what Wie-Chieh Shih's motivation was when he made this laser jacket, but I do know that I wouldn't want to be caught staring at him while he wears it—even if the lasers are theoretically as harmless as those on Bono's jacket. After all, a true evil genius would slip in a few eye-melting beams among all those pretty, innocuous ones. [Behance via Make]