How to Create the Perfect Internet MemeS

"It's taken me seven years of research, but I have finally figured out the perfect formula for a viral internet meme."

Steven Lefcourt must have visited every dark corner of the internet to find the secret Meme Machine—I think it's probably next to the Fountain of Youth or something—but he did find it and he shared the blueprint.

The world will probably end now that we all know this secret. [Shirt.Woot via Laughing Squid]