Do you often pretend you're a pale and freckled middle-aged man, throwing out one-liners before someone yells YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! and a guitar riff plays? This app is the only thing you need to complete the experience.
Look for DSI: Miami on the Marketplace. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find the link to app on the web marketplace (please add search to that thing, Google), so you'll have to manually type it in on your phone. Yeeeeeeeaahhh!!! [<AndroidLib - Thanks Curtis!]
Update: You can also click here on your Android phone to grab the app.