Deep-voiced Movie Trailer Guy: They said the classic nineteenth-century tale that you were forced to read in high school couldn't be adapted to a zombie novel. They were wrong. Then they said it couldn't be a side-scrolling game. Wrong again.
Regular Jason Guy: If you wanted to not just see, but control a woman in a conservative white dress spin around like an over-hyper four-year-old through a mass of zombies, this is the game for you. If you wanted to see your favorite P&P&Z novel be distilled down to its undead-killing core, this is the game for you. If you just like pressing virtual buttons on your iPhone and seeing stuff happen, then this is also the game for you. [iTunes]