The USB Typewriter Makes Typing On iPad Even SlowerS

Forget the plethora of keyboard peripherals for the iPad—this is the only one you need. If you don't mind typing at a speed of three words a minute, that is.

On sale over at Etsy, Jack Zylkin's USB typewriters range in price from $400 to $500, but if you've got an antique hanging out back which you'd like to see brought bang up to date for the digital age we live in, he'll digitize it for $200. Alternatively, if you've got the brains to do it yourself, his DIY kits cost between $75 - $150. If you fancy yourself as a bit of a Cormac McCarthy, the purchase will be a no-brainer. [USB Typewriter via Technabob]