This Dharma Initiative alarm clock isn't a real product, but you should memorize these numbers anyway: 4 8 15 16 23 42. Just in case.
I truly hope that ThinkGeek doesn't decide to make this terror of an alarm clock into an actual product like the Tauntaun sleeping bag. Who the hell wants to be woken up every 108 minutes? [ThinkGeek via Laughing Squid via Boing Boing]