The iPhone Now Fixes Erectile Dysfunction TooS

The iPhone App Store scam continues. Following wart removing, hair growing, fat burning, and anti-smoking apps that use the iPhone to perform their miracles, now it's time for your penis: A new Apple-approved app fixes erection dysfunction through sound waves!

No more Viagra and Cialis pill popping! No more visits to the sex therapist! The app is called "Fire Up Your Sex Drive", and it tries to lure stupid customers by saying "Sex up! Fire up your sex drive! [Just for Male (sic)] Dissatisfied with your sex life? This application could vastly enhance your male power!" And that's not the end of it:

Just listen to the audio for 6 minutes everyday, and after 20 days your male sexuality will be enhanced for more than 85%! The effect is close to taking a viagra!

Yes, there's actually an application in the the iPhone app store that says that in the description. Which means that somebody in Cupertino actually read it, tried it, obviously discovered it worked as it says, and approved it.

I'm glad to see that iPhone and iPads are truly magical, and I'm really looking for Apple to approve more of these miraculous applications, all while keeping an eye on those free speech tree hugging hippies and perverted communists who just want to corrupt our society with their photos of nipples and pornographic literature. [Krapps]