Cute Sleepaway Camper Already Worrying About His Gear First, Himself Second

Dear parents—that huge gash in my leg? Don't worry about it. My lost wind-up flashlight? Worry about it! Love, an adorable little kid.

Update: Due to popular demand, here's another letter from the book, P.S. I Hate It Here, which can be had over on Amazon. [BoingBoing]